Cause i was Board

primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

 

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

 

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

 
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

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My spoon. :D

a speaker

i have a pillow does that count

i got a dog

I got a blanket

A white board

a hammer

ha ha ha 

ha ha 

ha

h a 

A fucking bed

An adorable stuffed pig.

I will kill them with cuteness. 

a pair pf boxing gloves…DING DING MOTHER FUCKERS!

My tombstone plushie. im will own them with his awesome music….wub a dub dub MOTHAFUKAS!!!

A mirror! Or as I see it, a million knives!))

Scissors… YOUR ALL FUCKING DEAD >:D

A tripod leg 

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((  Eat me english ver. by ham… trololololol ))

((Puppet: Mary’s theme from IB))
((FUCK)) 

SadoMasoPedoRoboBestiality

Well… At least it will lighten the mood? o.ô

Savior - Rise Against

i-uh…

it’s catchy?

Tsumigi Asobi.

“Ah, I messed it up, I messed it up, not again”

Accurate.

pre-holder - F Style

well this is rather dramatic

the art of smoke weed everyday - emilie autumn

thats a bit depressing.

rainbow factory - wooden toaster

well

Deadmau5 - Bad Selection

Okay, who fucked up this time?

sly fox - KOAN Sound. We gonna have ourselves a classy funeral! :D

Rainbow(feat. Feather) perfect http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIIW-rPpFBc&feature=BFa&list=PLE7C9AA616B5D06AA 

Secrets  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbusYaa6wZo , awesome :D

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